May 9, 2009

Pics down the memory lane

An assorted collection of photos from my vault, taken at widely different places at widely different points in time: 

Suchindram temple, Kanyakumari

Abbey falls, Coorg

Lotus temple, Delhi

Patnitop, Jammu

Khilwat clock tower, Chowmahalla Palace, Hyderabad

Basilica of Bom Jesus, Old Goa

Tea plantations, Munnar

Dolphins spotted from Valiyathura pier, Trivandrum. [All right, this rare pic was snapped by Rahul. (Happy now you idiot?) Although all he did was push the button on the already set camera]

And yet another beautiful evening (some place I don't remember)

P.S. I'm off to bsnl telecom training centre, mysore and then to b’lore for factory training, and after that going on a drinking binge. Will be back when I turn sober; hopefully. So long guys, gills and mighty monsters. Ciao. :) 

May 7, 2009

Catstatic!

The protagonists in this post are 3 of my feline overlords – Pachu, Chikku & Cuckoo. Pachu is big kitteh and Chikku & Cuckoo are tiny kittehs. 

Do u haz six packs? 

PJ kitteh cracks blonde jokes

Peeping tom kitteh ish very naughty

I hope it dushnt land on kitteh pr0n sites

Dush it tickle u?

Logo kitteh - ur doin it right!

Post inspired by http://icanhascheezburger.com/ (my kittehs’ favorite site!) 

May 5, 2009

Who's weird?

Einstein was a weird guy in our batch in college. Weird in the sense that he doesn’t think properly. Doesn’t think properly in the sense that he doesn’t think like an average red-blooded college student. Thinking like an average red-blooded college student means thinking about the 3 cardinal Bs, viz. bikes, babes & booze (in any order). [If you mention the ominous B, that is books, then you’re out of the league and you don’t qualify]. Most of the time Einstein will be thinking about why the electron jumped to the other side of the diode or why there’s no non-linear distortion due to magnetization in class AB power amplifier and sometimes he goes to the very basic but profound questions such as why the sun rises in the East or whether we all are real people or just programmed to live in a Matrix (if you ‘member the story of the movie ‘The Matrix’), and endless stuff like that. But that’s not the only reason why we call him Einstein, it’s also coz of his weird looking hair which makes us wonder whether he received an electric shock or something, plus his absent mindedness. 

Last day D-babe, another of our batchmate, happened to see Einstein at the railway station (story courtesy: CK). She waved her hand to him and smilingly accosted him.

D-babe: Hi.....long time.....how you doing.
Einstein (with a straight face): Who are you? 

(I wonder if there’s anyone other than Einstein who hasn’t ogled at D-babe in college. Well, his reply was a big blow to D-babe)

D-babe: !!! You don’t know me! I was your classmate!
Einstein: Where? In school? 
D-babe: College!!!
Einstein: Oh, computer science batch; oh ya I now remember. 
D-babe (raising her decibel): NO! Electronics! 2008 BATCH! Your very same class!! 

Einstein places his index finger on his chin & looks upwards .

D-babe (almost at the verge of shouting): We were in the same class for 4 years!!!
Einstein (now getting a bit scared at D-babe’s tone): Oh hai. How’re you? What’s up? What news? 
D-babe: Oh yeah? What’s my name?
Einstein: You don’t know your name?
D-babe: Not that you idiot; I’m asking YOU whether you ‘member my name.
Einstein (now starts sweating profusely): errrr...Mu...Mu...Muthu Lakshmi? 
D-babe: Muthu Lakshmi your @$#%&#&! 

D-babe walks away grumbling and murmuring.

Einstein: Girls are really weird these days. 

Now who’s weird? 

May 3, 2009

Quips, Snaps, Beaches & Beer

During Easter holidays last month, four of us long lost college buddies, that is Chottu, KP, Rahul and I decided to meet up and it was agreed upon to spend the evening in Kovalam beach and have a beer. Chottu came after a long stint in A’medabad, Rahul after an all India trip, & KP and I, very much alive in Tvm. 

Some snippets of dialogues exchanged: 

Chottu dresses in an executive style, comes to pick me from my house in his bike,
Me: Enthu veeshamaade ithu? Inganayaano beachil pookunne?
Chottu: Entha, madaamma maarke ingane simple dress itta purushanmaare ishtamalle? Don’t they like? 

En route to KP’s house (where Rahul & KP will be waiting for us), Chottu observes the buildings and side walks,
Chottu: Tvm inu maattam enthenkilum sambavicho?
Me: Ninne poole ulla waste materials ividunnu pooyappam naadonnu clean aayi.

Chottu: Eda, yesterday I saw a girl; I think she studied with me in school. Aval thanne aano ival ennu enikkoru doubt. Pakshe, aval enne mind cheythathu poolum illa. Usually, girls enne eppozhum nookkunnathaanu; pakshe ival….
Me: Ninne mind cheythilla alle. Appum enthaayaalum ninne parichayam kaanum.

Suddenly he spots some hot chicks by the road,
Chottu (surprised): eh, Tvm il inganeyum piece ukalo?
Me: Ninne poole ulla alavalaadi vaaynookkikal naadu vittappol pennungal veettinu veliyil irangi thudangi. 
Chottu: Ente bike inte purakilirunnu anaavashyam paranjaal vazhiyil irakki vidum njaan. 

Chottu sees the road being raised at a turn,
Chottu: Enthonne aade athu, pokki vecheekkunne?
Me: Eda manda, athaanu banking of curve. 
Chottu: Oho, ividuthe civil engineer maarku vivaram vachu thudangiyo?
Me: Ippum athokke 12thil tuitionu padikkunnathalle.
Chottu: Verutheeyalla. 

We waited outside KP’s house, while Rahul and I had a small chat; when a cow passed by mooing.
Rahul: KP iyude neighbour pashu aane athu. Avanumaayitte nalla companiya. 
Me (shouting out to KP): Ede KP, ninte neighbour pashu kollamallodey, nalla thadichu kozhuthu irikkunnu.
When all of a sudden, kp’s fat neighbour lady passes by staring at us with a contemptuous scowl. All of us hastily left the place for Kovalam (me struggling hard to wipe the sweat off my forehead)

On reaching Kovalam, 

Chottu: Vellathil irangaan plan undo?
KP: Illa, vellam nammude vayattil irakkaan plan unde. 
Chottu: cash thikayumoonne nookkatte.
And takes his fat wallet full of 100 Rs notes.
Me: Ninte kaiyil van cash aanallo.
Chottu (sighs): Veedanikkunna koodeeshwaran.

That ends the quips.

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Now starts the snaps; it's 'say cheese' time. Views from inside and atop the lighthouse -- 

Through the tiny window of lighthouse we peered................into the abounding blessed ocean that lay ahead.

And off we climbed to the very top of the tall lighthouse and gazed down to see the Arabian Sea splashing herself on to the big grey rocks. 

Then we looked East, and saw the coves abutting the blue green sea; the sea that sparkled across her own ripples.

Then we looked West, and saw that small mosque at the edge of the land, and stared at it like Kant at his church steeple.

And one small sail crawled towards the gentle sea with its wings moved against the blue cool limit of the sky.

And we climbed down from the tall tower and walked towards the beach when the sun shone in bright orange as earth lurched away from it making a golden billow of foamy clouds above the sea.  

And we hit cheers. Sipping that icy cold beer facing the sea and watching the sun go down the horizon, the sensuous touch of that balmy breeze enfolded my body in its soft close embrace, and it was, as DeLarge puts it “gorgeousness and gorgeosity made flesh”. It was bliss...............and the darkness of night started creeping in................and the evening slowly whispered away.