Sasi And The Long Arm Of The Law

We’ve seen quirky KP and exaggerative Nambi, now this post is about someone who’s almost sane. In fact, the guy is brilliant, but as the case with KP and Nambi, he too gets aberrant at times. The protagonist this time is Sasi (I guess you know who I’m referring to). Sasi is the kind of kid who'll make any parent brag blatantly. Why?
Get a glimpse of his traits: 

• He doesn’t drink.
• He doesn’t smoke.
• He doesn’t ogle at girls.
• He completes homework and assignments on time.
• He gets astronomical marks in exams.
• He goes to every temple in town.
• He respects people older than him.
And myriad other qualities embraced by the society. His mom is proud (obviously!) and his dad has high hopes! 

Also, the dude has phenomenal concentration while studying that not even ‘Rambha’ or ‘Menaka’ can disrupt, let alone simple college girls. Sasi’s motto: “Girls may come and girls may go, but we have to study and go.” Coming to the aberrant side of things, it is an understatement to say that Sasi is a perfectionist. In fact he’s the paragon that symbolizes the pinnacle of perfection, to the extent that he takes care not to make a single wrinkle on his notebooks. And seeing Sasi lose his temper is one of the dreadful things to see as boys will cry, girls will shy, aunties will fry and uncles will fly.

Now, Sasi is a law abiding citizen. He follows traffic rules, doesn’t overtake by the left, pays all his bills on time, stuff like that. No doubt he’ll make a promising good citizen of future India, will pay his taxes, will do nothing illegally, all in all a citizen that mother India will be proud of. So it’s really amusing to see how such a person gets busted for breaking the long arm of the law.

Scenario:

Sasi, as usual, is riding at 30 kmph in his flinstonian Honda Activa (wearing helmet of course) in the National Highway, when a cop at the roadside signaled him to stop. In fact he signaled to stop the rickshaw coming behind Sasi. But as the law abiding citizen he was, Sasi nonetheless stopped. After checking the rickshaw, the cop turned to Sasi.

Cop: Book edukkeda.
Sasi: (takes a notebook out of his bag)
Cop: Huh!! Vandeede book edukkeda.
Sasi: (thinks for a while and takes out the Honda Activa user manual)
Cop: !!! Neeyenthaada aale vadiyaakunno.
Sasi: Saar, ithaanu vandeede book.
Cop: Eda manda, RC book aanu njaan udeshiche. Pandu athoru book aayirunnu, ippum oru laminated paper aanu, athundo ennanu choodiche.
Sasi: Illa.
Cop: Pinne enthu dhairyathilaada vandeem eduthoondirangiye.

Cop takes out a paper, scribbles something and gives it to Sasi. Thousand bucks fine!!! Sasi’s jaws dropped. Momma's precepts, Pappa's aspirations and mother India's hopes are shattered. Rest of the story is history (which is still a mystery).