From
House no: e^2 (rounded to next highest integer)
GSM Street
Entropy City
Pin no: 101001 (Huffman encoded)
To
Ms. AnnTina
C/o Mr. Marconi
House no: 22/7 (approx.)
Shannon Street
Bode City
Pin no: 110010 (Lempel-ziv coded)
Dear Ms. AnnTina,
Yesterday I saw you standing at the top of a tower with a beautiful pair of color coded resistors and a perfectly matched inductor & capacitor. Seeing the perfect parabolic shape and the perfectly symmetric circuit you have, my heart beats increased at the rate of 20 dB/decade with an amplification factor of 100. The electromagnetic waves that you radiated intercepted my heart and started oscillating in there, I waited for the oscillations to damp away but it exponentially increased and my poles started to drift to the right half of my heart’s S plane. I immediately realized that I was in love with you and decided to write this letter. From the moment I saw you, my square waved life got differentiated to sudden spikes with double amplitude and I realized that without you my system violates the stability criterion. I analyzed both our circuits using small signals and deduced that our hearts and souls are of the same frequency & phase and therefore interfere constructively. Then I applied the boundary conditions to solve the continuity of our love and inferred that you are the only one for me like an electron for a hole. Together we can achieve infinite gain & unlimited bandwidth and hence become the ideal system for lossless affection. Please do not filter my unquantized love for you as I hope that my phase shift keying will unlock the deepest recesses in your heart. In which direction and with what amplitude should I transmit my love for you to achieve the maximum love transfer and minimum attenuation in your heart? Am I elliptically or circularly polarized? Please solve me.
With lots of decibels,
Mike Rowave (3.25 Giga 'Heart'z)
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6 comments:
haha... dey dat was superb!! post her reply too! [;)]
being an ec student, i guess i was expected to undersatnd all of that, but sadly i dint.. i guess thats because thommu did a gr8 job of it.. gudra :-)
heyy thommu thats gr8 work,eventhough i took sometime in understanding "mike rowave" as microwave and "ann tinna" as antenna.gud to see what we had studied in past 3 1/2 years has come useful atleast in such a way...he he
too much of DC & CS and where did u get inspiration to write such a one??
like shama said expecting a reply too...
cool....gr8 one da.....but beware man....de strong em radiations seems powerful enough to pass thgh your brains' fresnel and fraunhaufer boundaries......
roflmao!!!!
@shama: ThanQ!!
@anonymous: Hmmm, Rinu, You didn't understand that despite having astronomical marks in electronics, come on, enough of modesty.
@crazybiker46: Thanx Anif. Yeah, 3.5 years of electronics has found some use, finally!
@arun: That was the funniest comment I came across. Should have included fresnel and fraunhaufer too in the post.
@g-man: Nice to see that.
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