The most frequent posts in this blog so far are the ones labeled “character assassination”. In fact I have written 8 character assassination posts; all of them based on true incidents. These were real life gaffes made by real people that I know and were not figments of my imagination albeit I have added some spices and special effects accordingly. For the uninitiated, the characters that were victimized by my verbal crucifixion so far, in the reverse chronological order, are: royal Raja, confident Gutso (post no:2), confident Gutso (post no:1), macho Botsu, cool Muniyandi, brilliant Sasi, exaggerative Nambi and last but not least quirky KP. Except for Gutso (who’s in CET), the characters are from my very own batch of 2008 Electronics in SCT.
But it’s of lately that I came to realize that these characters and other chaps around me are plotting gruesome machinations to cast doom on me and that my life is in real danger (for blindingly obvious reasons). Now the inspiration for this post is a scrapbook conversation between Botsu and Thavala that I happened to read a few hours ago; thanks to my brilliant spy work in Orkut (Botsu’s scrapbook has always been savored as an object of my spying). For the uninitiated, Botsu is a victim of my character assassination post and Thavala is another foxy brat in our friend circle. The conversation goes like this:
Thavala: hi botsuuu!!
Botsu: machoo!!
Thavala: dey, this Thomas is hunting newer and newer victims for popularizing his blog. And I think I would also be a victim one of these days. Avan ninte goa ile kathakal blogil publish cheythittum nee avane onnum cheythille?
Botsu: Da, we have to do something about him.
Thavala: Thatti kalanjaalo!!
Botsu: I’m ready. You know of any place we can dispose off the body??
Thavala: Allenkil vendeda, atra violent path veenda. We can break his hands, pinne type cheyyullallo.
Botsu: Che!! That’s boring.
Thavala: Eda, Thomachan is online, and most probably will be reading the propaganda against him. Namukku avane thatti kalayunnathinte details pinne parayam da. We shouldn’t spoil the surprise for him.
Botsu: You got a point there.
The surprise is spoiled, you bloody duffers. Anyway, I'm going to hire some body guards.
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8 comments:
4 everyone's information,"thavala" is our own anand of T8A......its high time that you check other's scrapbook as well,who knows,you may then realize dat u r de "most wanted".....
post could have been more spicier...just felt the de post got read over very soon.....even then i rate 'excellent'....keep blogging man...
Oh MyGosh....life threat for our poor blogger!!!!!!
btw ...an advice for botsu...from now,don plan....jus go for d "surprise"...okay
I knew we should have gone ahead and killed you!!! (or atleast kai kalengilum thalli odikkanayirunnu)
doi dis spywork aint gonna do u ny gud! ella thoonilum thurumbilum ninte "assassin" undu!!! paavam thomaaa... :-D
Look Up, Look down,Look left or even look right....botsu seems to
either dirctly or indirectly
associated with this ----- blogs.
Kid seems very eager to die young!!!
Man..thats another good one.ur doing damn good at character assassination.i saw there scraps,i wonder!!!y u didnt spiced it up.Alas,a genuine one from you... later...
sheesh ppl, what are u doing wasting ur time wondering what to do to thommu?? go in for the kill, man, and u can do the deciding later.. how abt breaking his hands first and then planning to kill him off or let him live?? cool idea, na, guys? :-D Like the idea, thommu? :-))
PS- i loved vipul's comment.. :-)
@arun: I expected Vipul to plot against me, but Thavala on the other end just surprised me. Anyway, without wasting any time i copy pasted it here. Serves him right, hehe.
@anu: "Poor blogger", aah! heights of sarcasm!! Advices doesn't get into Botsu's thick skull, right Botsu??
@anand: In your dreams, you guys force me to use my special karate moves. Pakshe aliyaa, nee enikkethire plot cheythallo, engane thoonniyeda cheviyil irunnu kondu kadikkaan.
@shama: Enikkariyaam, that you are ones of those assassins. The evil Medusa of our class!!
@vipul: Look up, look down, look left and look right. Ya, I guess you have started yoga. But be cautious about who you look at Kesavadasapuram bus stop; your mystery girl's father might make you lie in a position in which you can just look at the ceiling in Medical College hospital.
@reji: Yup, 100% pure and unadulterated post!! Now I got a witness by my side.
@rinu: How about hammering you on the head and shaping you in to a football and then kicking it in to the gutter in Kumarapuram. Sounds good right?? Just kidding, silly girl, hehe.
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