* No: of Axe bottles bought: countless
* No: of different flavors of Axe tried: umpteen
* No: of 100 Rs note Unilever oozed out of my pocket: I better not think about it
* No: of girls fallen (figuratively): 1 (rounded to the next highest integer)
* No: of girls fallen (literally): 1 (thanks to banana peels)
* No: of girls fallen (totally): Aargh, next question please.
* No: of infatuations (unrequited, obviously!): innumerous
An inside view of my cupboard
Corollary:
* Money spent on Valentines Day: Not Applicable
* Money spent on romantic greeting cards: Nil
* Money spent on sweets, chocolates, ice-creams et al: Nil
* Money spent on cell phone recharge for romantic conversations: Nil
* Money spent on petrol to reach romantic spots: Nil
* Time spent in understanding female psyche: Nil
* Peace of mind attained: Infinite --- Quod Erat Demonstratum
To borrow the words from the blog of a senior at school as well as college:-
It’s ok. There’re always arranged marriages for losers like us.
--- Jiby
Anyway, an advance Happy Valentines Day! (to whomsoever it may concern)
12 comments:
Thommu, bhayankaram thanne! I smell something fishy (yes, even over all that Axe) considering that there's yet another week to go...as if you're getting the customary post out of the way...as if there's something to prepare for ;)
Good for you mate! We are also planning to celebrate this valentines day. Our 24 years of freedom - to 'appreciate beauty'(of the male kind), to go where we want with our friends, wearing what we want etc., etc. (Sigh..) ;)
hehe...am a AXE user though its the shower gel that I use...maybe you should try the soap which has been made using ancient roman perfumes which even cleopatra couldnt resist..i think its called Lifebouy!
I can hear many guys saying 'Amen" to this post! So don't worry, you are not walking alone! :p
hehhee..u spoke for the millions of helpless losers(loser only for the world...for me, am a winner) like me..
Lets spend valentines day by beating up sri ram sene guys and helping the fortunate lovers:P
@nmouse: Hehe, nice logic, but I ain't so lucky dude. But, yes I've got lot of preparations you know, need to buy some chloroform instead of Axe. ;)
@tail of 4 kitties: Cheers mate! my 22 years of freedom - to not analyze whether red nail polish is better than blue, to not comment on whether golden earing is better than silver one, to not listen to how the neighbourhood girl bought a new salwar etc etc etc. ;) :P
@mathew: Hoho, well well, why didn't I think of Lifebuoy? 10 years back, the only soap dad bought was lifebuoy, you know why right, it takes ages and ages for the soap to get used up completely. I don't think we get that brand of Lifebuoy these days; companykku muthalaavoolennnu thoonnunnu.
@silverine: That's comforting! How about the idea of me forming an All India Association for such guys. I'll be the President ofcourse. ;)
@praveen: Oh come on man, it's not hard for rock musicians to find girls. ;) About the sri ram sena and other such pests, it's time they realize beating women and abusing them is not the way to display indian culture; and the funniest thing is they saying sorry and defending what they did; fries your brain seeing that.
oh.man..that soap actually defined a generation...it must of antique value now!:-P
Axe the Axe this valentine's day .. try Chandrika :D...
Did lots of research work for this post, I suppose! :P
@mathew: You bet. ;) And due to recession, it will get good sales if they rerelease it now; you can use it for like 2-3 months. ;)
@deepti: Hmm, good suggestion, but I'm gonna try "the soap which has been made using ancient roman perfumes which even cleopatra couldnt resist" (as described by mathew). ;) If that too doesn't work, I'll call you for advice. ;)
@thoorika: I've been doing research in this field since I was 13. ;)
Dude, go to consumer court, sue axe for cheating. They lured u with 100s of swimsuit babes and u haven't even got a girl who is dressed decently as per Ram Sena's dress code!
Blogrolled u!
@ajith: yeah, I'm thinking about that. ;) I want a refund!
Thanks for blogrolling. :)
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