Einstein was a weird guy in our batch in college. Weird in the sense that he doesn’t think properly. Doesn’t think properly in the sense that he doesn’t think like an average red-blooded college student. Thinking like an average red-blooded college student means thinking about the 3 cardinal Bs, viz. bikes, babes & booze (in any order). [If you mention the ominous B, that is books, then you’re out of the league and you don’t qualify]. Most of the time Einstein will be thinking about why the electron jumped to the other side of the diode or why there’s no non-linear distortion due to magnetization in class AB power amplifier and sometimes he goes to the very basic but profound questions such as why the sun rises in the East or whether we all are real people or just programmed to live in a Matrix (if you ‘member the story of the movie ‘The Matrix’), and endless stuff like that. But that’s not the only reason why we call him Einstein, it’s also coz of his weird looking hair which makes us wonder whether he received an electric shock or something, plus his absent mindedness.
D-babe: Hi.....long time.....how you doing.
Einstein (with a straight face): Who are you?
(I wonder if there’s anyone other than Einstein who hasn’t ogled at D-babe in college. Well, his reply was a big blow to D-babe)
D-babe: !!! You don’t know me! I was your classmate!
Einstein: Where? In school?
D-babe: College!!!
Einstein: Oh, computer science batch; oh ya I now remember.
D-babe (raising her decibel): NO! Electronics! 2008 BATCH! Your very same class!!
Einstein places his index finger on his chin & looks upwards .
D-babe (almost at the verge of shouting): We were in the same class for 4 years!!!
Einstein (now getting a bit scared at D-babe’s tone): Oh hai. How’re you? What’s up? What news?
D-babe: Oh yeah? What’s my name?
Einstein: You don’t know your name?
D-babe: Not that you idiot; I’m asking YOU whether you ‘member my name.
Einstein (now starts sweating profusely): errrr...Mu...Mu...Muthu Lakshmi?
D-babe: Muthu Lakshmi your @$#%&#&!
D-babe walks away grumbling and murmuring.
Einstein: Girls are really weird these days.
Now who’s weird?
12 comments:
LOL!! this chap is one heck of a character!!;-D
Probably the kind of guy who might love an electron microscope as a birthday gift!
who's D babe?....i've ogled @ almost only 1 gal frm einstein's class and her name starts with D....lavalu thanne?
Hahahaaha ... Poor einstein .. and D-babe ..must have pricked her ego balloon na !!! :D
Poor babe! :|
LOL!! :))
@mathew: electron microscope as a birthday gift!!! wud be nice ;)
Hahaha... o mine, she must hav lot of patience to leav him like that...
@mathew: You bet; he would probably do all your assignments for a year for that gift.
@rahul: You ogled at only 1 girl, the rest were all boys, no? Ithokke ellaarkum ariyam; the nambi clan. And ya, it's her only.
@deepti: Hehe, actually she's a good girl, friendly and charming. But if she by any chance happens to see this blog, then don't expect another post for 3 months; you can reach me in the hospital. :|
@silverine: Indeed! ;)
@jane: His eyes would be filled with tears of joy for that gift. ;)
@devil: Oh yes, loads of patience you bet. I wonder why she left him unharmed; lucky Einstein. Or wait, lemme call the city hospital! ;)
This is certainly hilarious, but totally wtf! He is not only absent-minded but also stupid eh? I've had whole conversations with people without recalling their names or identities but just because they seemed to have recognized me. The sensible thing is to talk casually and make general enquiries like 'how is life?', 'how are things?' and then take the hints given therein and continue appropriately!
I dunno whom to pity now !!! :D Einsten or D babe !!
@karthik: If everthing goes normal then where'll be the fodder for this blog man. ;)
@thoorika: Me niether! ;)
alla nee para...athallathe avide vallom undayirunna?....and watch it or v both know wats goin 2 happen....u try 2 outamart me, i make u luk like a retard or a pervert....i'm getting tired of doing dat 2 u....savari girigiri...
@rahul: Sticks 'n' stones may break my bones, but your threatenings filled with air doesn't break me. Podey.
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